If everyone else's resume contains any of the following, it would have been so much easier for me to get a job ;P

- Salary Expected: Demands salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

- "I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computal and spreadsheat programmes."

- Relevant achievements: Finished eight in my class of ten.

- Special skills: Am i prefectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

- Note: Please dont misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job.

- Reason for leaving last job: they insisted that employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under such a condition.

As difficult as it was; i found a job in the 2nd week of my sem break.

World's Best-est chiz cake. Yes, you eat it with a spoon :D

The header of YPF’s board reads:

YO  NG PEOPLE’S FELLOWSHIP

Can see what’s missing? The person in charge of Publicity, who shall remain anonymous (wink wink to jooling) has failed to see it.

Anyway, being the usual kepoh, I do other ppl’s work.

And in case I forget that I can actually paint by the time I’m a practising entrepreneur, here:

This is the unpainted words. Ignor the missing 'H' In my opinion, it looks good with my room's floor. i'm actually standing on a chair when i took this pic. the camera's viewing radius is just.. limited

Don’t need a genius to figure out what’s next.

Painting, the main reason of me doing this =)

I miss getting my hands mucky. Like this:

Hee.. YPF gonna get a revamped board.

One man show brings fast results.

And the satisfaction is just so... satisfying. ekekeke

Now who wanna talk about intrinsic rewards?

So yeah, i went cycling in putrajaya. maybe i'm getting old, i'm actually enjoying such one-day-trips. i meant those really boring trips that involves boat paddling, cycling, boat paddling, cycling, boat paddling, cycling and boat paddling. i'm deprived.

Mothers day is coming up. So, halt. And think of our mothers.

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Honestly, time and time again i've taken my mum for granted. I cannot even recall when was the last time i said 'thank you' to her. Now, what i meant, is gratitute that comes from the heart, not the 'thank you's that come after she grants me a big favour.. Its so easy for me to throw her a casual 'thank you'. so much so that it makes it difficult for me to thank her without a reason.

Only today, Adrian told me how seldom he communicate with his mum.  I think my case is no different. when mothers attempt to strike a conversation, all they get from us are YALAHs. Yeah, frequent communication is sure desireable. But heck, its not like we cant live with less of it. Eversince i entered primary school, i dont tell my parents anything concerning my activities in school and they have never asked. And we live just as fine. All they needed to know are things that are told to them on 'report card day' Its not a bad thing tho. i see it as trust. Besides, some things are better off without their knowledge.

Naturally, my mum, being a typical parent (....its mothers' day afterall, i'm not gonna be nasty.) has countless verbal war with her son. Its simple. Look, I'm known to be stiff-neck. I'm her son. I have her traits. She's just as stubborn. So when our opinion clashes, things can get pretty out of hand.

But that's not my point. Deep down i know i love my mum. Awful lot. Its highly doubted that my mum would be reading this. So i just want my mum to know that she's appreciated. But... looking into the content of my wallet... i think i'll save it for next year.

Bottomline: I'll leave it to my eldest sis to plan my mum's day while i tell my mum how shrewd entrepreneurs profit from meaningless occassions as such. I'm a lousy son.

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And, read the following plagiarised items if u have the time:

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me LOGIC.
    "Because I said so that's why."
3. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
    "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    "This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.  Don't exaggerate."
11. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
    "I brough you into this world, I can take you out."
12. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
    "Stop acting like your father!"
13. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you."
14. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
    "Just you wait until we get home!"
15. My mother me taught about RECIEVING.
    "You are going to get it when you get home!"
16. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
17. My mother taught me ESP.
    "Put your sweater on; don't you thinkI know when you're cold?"
18. My mother taught me HUMOR.
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
19. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
    "If you don't eat your vegetable, you'll never grow up."
20. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    "You're just like your father."
21. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."
    "Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?"
22. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    "When you get ot be my age, you'll understand."
23. (And my favorite) My mother taught me JUSTICE.
    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Happy Mothers' day..

In advance

i technically raced my way to church on last wednesday.

I've never drove more dangerously.

Its all because of my sister, she returned late from work, and i had to wait for the car.

practice starts at 8:30, she reached home at 8:40. Not to mention that chin yee offered to send me to LRT to get the car (this is how chin nee goes to work everday: drive to LRT, take LRT to KLCC). it was of pure kindness i tell u, she was sick that time! so anyway, upon reaching the LRT:

CY: call er jie and ask her where the car is parked.

call pending...

-crap cut-

CN: i'm reaching, 10 seconds away from home.

I tell u, her timing is impeccable.

when i finally got into the car, i imagined Alvin showing his smug face, written all over with "hah, you're late, and i dont wanna know why."

and aunt Ai Ling, being upset and all.

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Biar LAMBAT, asalkan SELAMAT

this saying is so outdated.

so outdated that it can hardly apply anymore

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dont believe me ?

Next time when you're late for work, try telling your boss, this beautiful ancient, and almost historical saying "biar lambat, asalkan selamat."

Trust me, the last thing he wants u to be is to be safe.

Thank God that the last time u did that, he didnt make history out of you.

So here's the thing, u drive crazily fast, dont crash, reach in time, you're safe.

otherwise, you're dead meat.

And i wasnt too late for the practice =P

driven to blog right bfore exams, i duno why.

bah, who cares, i'm all prepared for marketing tmrw, ONLY that i have not studied.

read the previous line again.

why ?

because I had so many things to do

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Even

would be enticing right now.

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And, i have got extremely 'encouraging' pals such as this :

(sorry, its too small to be read by u)

Ahh, ask me to do anything except study for exams and i'll gladly do it.

Sadly, you've just missed the chance to.

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I called up chris a couple of hours ago. Asked which are the parts that will be covered for tmrw's exam.

cw: ey, chris

chris: yea ?

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cw: so we can read just one topic for one question la ?

chris: yah.

cw: hmm, i've covered marketing concepts and philosophies.

chris: that Ms. Alice say if sample come out philo., then concept will be asked in exams. so..

cw: our sample is concept hor ?

chris: philosophies lah.

cw: oh, kk.

cw: i've got 3 more topics to go then

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Dont understand ?

For unrelated peeps:

our subject outline states this

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Mid-Sem Exam: